Sunday, September 23, 2012

You asked, Siri answers.

I was lucky enough to be due for a cellular contract renewal and even luckier to be one of the first to get the new iPhone 5.  This will be my 4th iPhone, so it's safe to say.  I'm a big fan of them.  Since this will be my first with Siri.  To have some fun, I decided to let people on Twitter and Facebook  choose some questions for Siri.  Below is what you guys requested.

Question:  Where's the closet place to find bacon?

Siri:  I found 11 restaurants in your area whose reviews mention the word bacon.


Question:  Talk dirty to me?

Siri:  The carpet needs vacuuming.


Question:  What mile will Christian Heller puke during his marathon?

Siri:  Searched the web and found Christian's blog.


Question:  Where have you been all my life?

Siri:  There are 15 churches in your area.


Question:  Where is the meat?

Siri:  I found 4 restaurants in your area that mention meat.


Question:  When will the Cleveland Browns win the Superbowl?

Siri:  Sorry, even I can't predict the future.


Question:  Where do the cougars hang out in Westlake, Ohio?

Siri:  According to reviews.  Savannah Bar and Grill is a cougar hang out.


Question:  How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

Siri:  I imagine ground hogs would prefer a different question by now.


Question:  What is a cheater bike?

Siri:  According to reviews, the Specialized Shiv is a cheater bike.



3 comments:

Matty O said...

This is HILARIOUS hahaha.

However, I find a bit of an issue w/ her answers, bacon is meat and appears in 11 restaurants yet she only finds 4 meat restaurants in your area?

Love that she wants to get hitched already and is dropping hints about churches near by ;) hahaha

mojamala2 said...

hahahahaha love this!!

per head said...

Quite funny but it is impressive how well it can do it. It needs a lot of work to make it better.